Blood and Chocolate Drinking Game*

by Rizzy

Seriously, if you don't drink take shots of koolaid with extra sugar or SOMETHING this movie is not tolerable without SOMETHING to help take your focus on how slow it moves.  So please, find another form of entertainment before viewing this film.

So here it goes, take a drink whenever:

• the plot seems identical to Underworld.... only with werewolves... less action... and more bad TV drama
• They show a jumping sequence... hardcores can drink JUST when they see someone jump. Seriously, that's all you need if you're hardcore.
• They slow down something that doesn't need to be shown at slow speed "OMG watch him slowly look back over his shoulder!"
• You have to watch the lame light transforming graphics.
• They talk about the rules of the pack or the prophecy.... that one will kill you, too.
• They make werewolves look like they are pansies and that any human could take one out.
• Astrid whines about Gabriel choosing a new wife.
• Someone removes their shirt/jacket/etc. when getting ready to run although their clothing magically disappears when they change.
• Every time you think "Wow, it might finally be over soon!! This likes like it could be the end!"

Trust me, that'll be enough to get you tanked. If you want more, you can e-mail me at carissa_neuharth@hotmail.com to complain personally. You can only do this if you add the every time you see someone jump optional rule though.

*As with any drinking game we post, these are just guidelines and suggestions.  Please feel free to adjust the rules to your own liking when you play in the comfort of your own homes.